AKA "King of the Gods," AKA "World's Top Thunderbolt Wrangler"
- Greek God
- Commander of the SKY
- Technically married
- World's #1 Dad (but like, from a distance)
THINGS I LIKE
- Getting to choose which domain to rule first and choosing the one with the most prestige and least cool shit
- Masculinity (also, frat parties)
You know you're a little curious.
All my kids and sweet lady-friends.
Every bro needs a sick party pad.
Sometimes you gotta take life by the horns (get it???)